scottmoto12
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« Thread Started on Nov 9, 2005, 12:31am » | |
One day while driving to work, a man is thinking about what a beautiful day it is and how he'd like to take some time off work but knows he won't be allowed to. He decides if he does something crazy his boss will think he's under too much stress and send him home for a few days.
The man gets to work just a bit early and begins his plan.... he climbs up and hangs upside down from the ceiling and puts his hands over his face and then suddenly springs his hands outward and starts making a buzzing sound. The blonde co-worker walks up and asks.. what are you doing.... the man says i'm a light bulb and when i'm buzzing i'm on and when i'm not i'm off. He starts buzzing once again.
About this time his boss walks in and see the man doing this strange thing and asks him what he is doing.... the man repeats once again.. i'm a light bulb.. when i'm buzzing i'm on and when i'm not i'm off. the boss says i think your stressing out a lil bit why don't you go home and relax. The man jumps down and hauls out the door.....then as the boss starts to turn from watching him run out the door he notices the blonde co-worker walking to the door with her arms stretched outward..... the boss asks..... where do you think your going and the blonde replies......
home.... i can't work in the dark
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