Post by Dawn on Jul 12, 2005 15:43:57 GMT -5
HOW DO YOU GET A NUN PREGNANT Dress her like an altar boy.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A MOSQUITO? A mosquitto stops sucking when you slap it.
WHAT DID THE POLLACK DO BEFORE GOING TO THE COCKFIGHT? He greased his zipper.
WHAT DO THEY CALL SYPHILIS IN RUSSIA? Rotyacrotchoff.
WHAT'S THE GERMAN WORD FOR VASELINE? Vienerslide.
WHAT'S THE GERMAN WORD FOR VIRGIN? Goodentite.
WHAT ARE 3 TWO LETTER WORDS THAT MEAN SHORT? Is it in?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GAY RODEO AND A STRAIGHT RODEO? At a straight rodeo they yell ride that sucker.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A POLLACK AND A CHICANO? A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF COWBOY FOREPLAY? Get in the truck, bitch.
WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF GROSS? When you open your fridge and your rump roast farts at you.
WHY DON'T THEY HAVE BLIND SKYDIVERS? It scares the shit out of the dogs.
HOW DO GAYS REFER TO HEMORRHOIDS? Speed bumps.
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ORIENTAL PERSON ON QUAALUDES? Mellow-yellow.
WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF MACHO? Jogging home after your own vasectomy.
WHY DID GOD CREATE MAN? Because you cannot get a vibrator to mow the lawn.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MONO AND HERPES? You get mono from snatching a kiss...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BULL THAT IS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF? Beefstrokenoff.
WHAT IS GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? Kermit the frog's finger after a night out with Miss Piggy.
WHAT IS THE LAST THING THROUGH A BUG'S MIND WHEN HE HITS THE WINDSHIELD? His ass.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A MOSQUITO? A mosquitto stops sucking when you slap it.
WHAT DID THE POLLACK DO BEFORE GOING TO THE COCKFIGHT? He greased his zipper.
WHAT DO THEY CALL SYPHILIS IN RUSSIA? Rotyacrotchoff.
WHAT'S THE GERMAN WORD FOR VASELINE? Vienerslide.
WHAT'S THE GERMAN WORD FOR VIRGIN? Goodentite.
WHAT ARE 3 TWO LETTER WORDS THAT MEAN SHORT? Is it in?
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GAY RODEO AND A STRAIGHT RODEO? At a straight rodeo they yell ride that sucker.
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A POLLACK AND A CHICANO? A kid who spray paints his name on a chain link fence.
WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF COWBOY FOREPLAY? Get in the truck, bitch.
WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF GROSS? When you open your fridge and your rump roast farts at you.
WHY DON'T THEY HAVE BLIND SKYDIVERS? It scares the shit out of the dogs.
HOW DO GAYS REFER TO HEMORRHOIDS? Speed bumps.
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ORIENTAL PERSON ON QUAALUDES? Mellow-yellow.
WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF MACHO? Jogging home after your own vasectomy.
WHY DID GOD CREATE MAN? Because you cannot get a vibrator to mow the lawn.
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MONO AND HERPES? You get mono from snatching a kiss...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BULL THAT IS PLAYING WITH HIMSELF? Beefstrokenoff.
WHAT IS GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? Kermit the frog's finger after a night out with Miss Piggy.
WHAT IS THE LAST THING THROUGH A BUG'S MIND WHEN HE HITS THE WINDSHIELD? His ass.