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Post by Dawn on Jul 4, 2005 12:32:31 GMT -5
Ok...I got censored on the Dirt Track Forum for Thunder Valley...so I'll post it here! David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers 10) HAVE TO SIT UPRIGHT WHILE DRIVING. 9) PISTOL WON'T STAY UNDER FRONT SEAT. 8) ENGINES DROWN OUT THE RAP MUSIC. 7) PIT CREW CAN'T WORK ON CAR WHILE HOLDING UP PANTS AT THE SAME TIME. 6) THEY KEEP TRYING TO CARJACK DALE, JR. 5) POLICE CARS ON TRACK INTERFERE WITH THE RACE. 4) NO PASSENGER SEAT FOR THE HO. 3) THERE ARE NO SPONSORS FOR CADILLAC. 2) CAN'T WEAR HELMET SIDEWAYS. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR: 1) WHEN THEY CRASH THEIR CAR THEY BAIL OUT AND RUN!
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