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Post by 300exrider on Dec 27, 2005 13:10:03 GMT -5
60 Degrees above 0 New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Kansas people plant gardens.
50 Degrees above 0 Californians shiver uncontrollably. Kansas people sunbathe.
40 Degrees above 0 Italian cars won't start. Kansas people drive with the windows down.
32 Degrees above 0 Distelled water freezes. Lake El Dorado's water gets thicker.
20 Degrees above 0 Floridians wear coats, gloves and woolly hats. Kansas people throw on a sweatshirt.
15 Degrees above 0 New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Kansas people have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
0 Degrees People in Miami cease to exist... Kansas people lick the flagpole.
20 Below Californians fly away to Mexico. Kansas people get out their winter coats.
40 Below Hollywood disintegrates. Kansas's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 Below Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Kansas's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 Below Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Kansas people rent some videos.
100 Below Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Kansas people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 Below Microbial life survives on dairy products. Kansas cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 Below All atomic motion stops. Kansas people start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 Below Hell freezes over. The Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl
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Post by Dawn on Dec 27, 2005 15:10:27 GMT -5
The last could also have the Dallas Cowboys on it too...LOL!
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Post by Heather on Dec 27, 2005 17:52:17 GMT -5
LOL -- I liked that one!
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Post by pepsisucks on Dec 28, 2005 18:07:37 GMT -5
Now thats not funny about the chiefs, now the cowboys that is funny!
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