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TAXES
Jan 15, 2007 13:52:55 GMT -5
Post by Janetta on Jan 15, 2007 13:52:55 GMT -5
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says. The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No. That won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl." "No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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TAXES
Jan 20, 2007 15:58:13 GMT -5
Post by Dawn on Jan 20, 2007 15:58:13 GMT -5
HOW FUNNY!!!!!!! I love it!
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